Talk:Pick the Punishment/@comment-26536288-20190623232140

(Here's a transcript for three different scenarios of how the winning punishment would be announced with Patchy the Pirate from SpongeBob in the style of the original You Wish version of Shanghaied. Lines mentioning Peggy are Bold, lines for Donny are Italics, and lines for Simon are Both.)

Patchy: Ahoy, children, I'm back! I hope all you boys and girls got your votes in, because, IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO WALK THE PLANK!! ["Please Stand By"] Oh. He-He. Sorry, kids. What I meant to say was it's time to announce the winner! [blows a noisemaker] But first, let's take a look at the punishments you didn't choose. According to our high tech counterology, you didn't choose Pylon Peggy/Donald Dumbbell/Cymbal Simon. But let's see how Peggy/he/Simon would have transformed if you picked it! Okay! Roll the tape! Roll the tape! Roll the tape! Roll the tape! Roll the... Oh, god!

[Pylon Peggy/Donald Dumbbell/Cymbal Simon Commercial]

Patchy: [laughing] Pylon Peggy/Donald Dumbbell/Cymbal Simon shivers me timbers right down to my peg leg! [laughs while shaking his peg leg] You were right not to pick that one kids. Seemed like a lot of nonsense to me. Malarkey. Oh, well! Let's take a look at the other loser! [laughs] It appears you didn't vote for Pop Goes The Peggy/Upside Don/Simon Squeezebox! [murmurs to the viewers] I don't blame ya; I wouldn't have either. [out loud] But, let's see what would have happened if Peggy had a steering wheel for a head and an airbag for a face/he had arms for legs and legs for arms/Simon's head was placed on an accordion.

[Pop Goes The Peggy/Upside Don/Simon Squeezebox Commercial]

Patchy: And now, the moment you've all been waiting for! So get ready to blow milk out your nose, 'cause it's time to announce the winner! [Potty the Parrot gives him a piece of paper while a fuse on his head is lit] The envelope please, Potty. Thank you, my fine feathered assistant. Well, what do you know? The winner is Pancake Peggy/Deltoid Donny/Sousaphone Simon! [smells the smoke] Hey, Potty, you smell something? [sees the fuse] AH! Potty! That fuse in your head! I told you we're not doing that stunt!

Potty: Squawk! I didn't get the memo!!

[BOOOM!!!]

Patchy: [spits out a feather] And now the most requested punishment! [Potty drops to the floor] Hooray!

[Pancake Peggy/Deltoid Donny/Sousaphone Simon Commercial]

(Well, what do you think?)